so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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