Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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