He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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