He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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