When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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