My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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