A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
