i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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