Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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