im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
