just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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