You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
50% drunk capacity currently
I can't turn off my feet"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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