i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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