kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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