she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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