I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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