do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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