i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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