he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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