Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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