Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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