Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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