no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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