I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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