i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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