Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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