these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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