wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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