I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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