My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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