hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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