Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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