there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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