You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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