Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
