If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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