What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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