Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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