On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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