The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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