Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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