People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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