The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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