Dual....:-)
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
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