Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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