This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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