I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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