Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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