Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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