i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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