No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
So vagazzling was a success
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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